If you’ve followed this site for a while, you might remember that I like to respond to my spam mails. It all started eight years ago, when a man named Jon Wire from the “United Bank of Africoan” promised me an ATM card of some sort, so I responded as a man named Mister Compassion Chuck Norris, who was raised by wolves. The following season, I received e-mails from Richard Held and Loon Bruce, who told me I won a Facebook Award, which comes with a “lump sum pay out of (750,000.00 GBP).” Pretending to be Matthew Millen Kim, I sent out my application and fake money.
I’ve been messing around with spammers ever since, pretending to be Harvey Weinstein, Tom Brady, Walter White and a 65-year-old virgin man living with his mother. I’ll have new answers to spam mails here, so check them out if you want to see me screw with spammers!
A man named Matt McGuire used to work for me. I haven’t heard from him in a while, but perhaps that’s because this happened:
Matt was a good guy, so you better believe I’m going to make them pay!
I received an e-mail from a spammer calling themselves “Vera Smith.” She also provided two pictures of “herself.” I think I’ll respond as Jon Gruden, whom I haven’t done yet:
I can’t believe Jon Gruden is still sending e-mails after he was completely f**ked over by them a couple of years ago. You’d think he’d learn his lesson!
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