About Fantasy Football

I’m starting this new (weekly?) section because there are tons of jerks out there who need to be called out. I also need a place to vent because my 2023 NFL Mock Draft and NFL Picks don’t offer enough space.

Jerks of the Week – Sept, 11, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 5: Something New, Something Bold, Something Cold

Jerks of the Week – Sept, 4, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 4: Smuggler of Straws

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 3: Stuart and the Buffet Kids

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 2: A Night of Disappointment

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2023
Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 1: I Sat Next to a Pharaoh on a Plane

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2023
Welcome to Jellystone, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2023
The Best Pickup Line to Use on Women

Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2023
Conrad’s First Trip to the Beach

Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2023
My Dad’s 70th Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2023
Conrad the Sleep Sack

Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2023
Memories at Meadowlane

Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2023
My Son’s First Diner Meal

Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2023
Conversations in the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2023
Mimes vs. Fascists

Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2023
The Car Accident

Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2023
Losers Who Have Blocked Me

Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2023
My Son’s First Easter Egg Hunt

Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2023
Altitude Trampoline Park

Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2023
Everything Is Worse

Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2023
Going to See the Super Mario Bros. Movie

Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2023
Supermarket Lines

Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2023
Things Wrong with My Son’s Favorite Movies

Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2023
No Cleavage, Just Masks

Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2023
A Fat Friend

Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2023
Dinner at Red Lobster

Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2023
The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2023
The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2023
Dumb Cat Ladies on Twitter

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2023
Blaster Master

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2023
My British Enemies

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2023
Miss Exotic Invention

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2023
Angelo, the Snitch

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2023
The Pool Valet

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2023
Life in the British Empire

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2023
She’s 19

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2022
Going to See Santa

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2022
Playground Drama

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2022
WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Presents: FTSex

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2022
Booing Santa

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2022
My Lane Buddy

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2022
PECO

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2022
Joining the British Empire

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2022
The Nanny Hunt

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2022
The Neighborhood Update

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2022
Lonely Duck Man

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2022
My Reign as King

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2022
The Point of No Returns

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2022
A Very Crappy Day

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 6: People Who Wear Masks in Las Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 5: The Misplaced Burger Place

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 4: Bizarre People at the Pool

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 3: The Most Ignored Man in the World

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 2: The Ballad of the Heat-Resistant Bag

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2022
Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 1: Corporal Plane Punishment

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2022
Hot Tub Adventures: The Ocean, the Tricycle and Girls

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2022
Assassins, Astrology and Cheese Dogs

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2022
2022 Pandemic Preview: Monkeypox

Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2022
The Continued Death of Neshaminy Mall

Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2022
People Who Still Wear Masks

Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2022
Epic Gym Fails

Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2022
Mila’s Pizzeria

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2022
The Anniversary Day Off

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2022
Pictures of the Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2022
The Russian Brute and the Two-Year Absence Man

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2022
Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2022
My Reddit Thread

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2022
Jerk of the Year: Double Mask Lady

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2022
Lust and Anger at LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2022
Jerks of My Niece’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2022
Verizon Frustrations

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2022
Goodbye, Masks!

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2022
Twitter Trolling

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2022
The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2022
April Fools and April Truths X: The Magical Ride

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2022
Mouse Fighting

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2022
Welcome to My Frustration

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2022
Old Bikini Lady and the Germany Consulate

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2022
The Hungry Basketball Player

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2022
Patricia’s Pursuers

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2022
Hospital for Childbirth, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2022
Lawn String Karen Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2022
WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Present: Circuit Breaker

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2022
Netflix Christmas Movies

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2022
Mr. Man Boobs and Mr. Peach

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2022
Daughter for Purchase

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2021
The IHOP Trip

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2021
Three Errands

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2021
Offensive YouTube Videos

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2021
The Halloween Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2021
Lady of the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2021
Microsoft Ignite Video

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2021
The $300 Long Con

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2021
The Failed Laser Tag Revenge

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2021
Shortages

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2021
Frank Sebastiano Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2021
The Starbucks Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2021
The Met Gala

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2021
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2021

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 7: Vegas Gripes and the Overbooked Flight

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6: The Post Malone Dybbuk Box

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 4: North Strip

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 3: More Vexen Laugh Guy and CVS’ Betrayal

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 2: Bad Omens

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2021
Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2021
Couch Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2021
The Great Laser Tag Controversy

Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2021
The Return of the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2021
My 7-Year Old Nephew’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2021
King Harold and His July 4 Tyranny

Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2021
NextDoor Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2021
The Rescheduled Wedding

Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2021
Shower Self-Conversation Man and One-Piece Thong Girl

Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2021
Let’s Go to the Movies!

Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2021
Vaccine in Pool Lady, Temperature Fiend and Murphy’s Law Man

Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2021
Current Events II

Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2021
NextDoor

Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2021
Current Events

Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2021
Elon on SNL

Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2021
The Death of Neshaminy Mall

Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2021
The Jekyll and Hyde Gym Patrons

Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2021
Frank Sebastiano

Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2021
A Sad Easter For My Not-So-Secret Admirer

Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2021
April Fools and April Truths IX: College Edition

Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2021
The Double Jolly Rancher Experiment

Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2021
The Purple Building

Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2021
The Megan Muggle Interview

Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2021
Eric Holthaus: Bitcoin Feminist

Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2021
The Return of Giant Bean Stock Lady

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2021
Pale Swimmer Girl and Dog Doo Doo

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2021
The $300 Snitch

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2021
Water Up the Butt

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2021
Melvin Capital, Citadel and Other Hedge Funds

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2021
Dumb Bears

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2021
The Christmas Quarantine

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2021
The Return of No Space Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2021
Thanksgiving Farting

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2020
One Big Happy Family

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2020
The 20th Anniversary That Never Was

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2020
The Voting Sticker and the Lockdown Hypocrites

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2020
Joey and the Diaper-Trained Duck

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2020
Double Belly Button Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2020
The Most Cowardly Man on the Planet

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2020
Barbara and the Starving Child

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2020
Halloween 2020

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2020
InvestScorpio

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2020
FilipinoCupid.com

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2020
The Great Antifa War of Labor Day

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2020
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2020

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2020
Death Wishers

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2020
Mask Karens at Starbucks

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2020
Annoying Kids in My Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2020
Giant Bean Stock Lady

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2020
Voice Actors

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 5: The Positives of Pandemic Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 4: Masks, Burgers and Twigs

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 3: The Evil Mosquito Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 2: Meeting a Porn Star

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2020
Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1: Airport Amid a Pandemic

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2020
Happy Uncle’s Day

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2020
Jerks of the Gym While Not at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2020
Back to Restaurants

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2020
Lockdown Lunatics

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2020
YouTube Workout Videos

Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2020
CHAZ Losers

Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2020
Quarantine Stories III: My Dog’s Lover

Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2020
Quarantine Stories II

Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2020
Quarantine Stories

Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 7: Mr. Critique, the Galloping Horse and the Case of the Disappearing Kids

Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 6: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island

Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 5: Hot Women with Hair Problems

Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 4: The Best Burger Place in the World

Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2020
ESPN’s 2020 NFL Draft Coverage

Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 3: Strippers and Salsa

Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 2: The Adventures of Leonys Maroney III

Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2020
Welcome to Miami, Part 1: The Adventures of Maximillian Cucumber, the VIII

Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2020
April Fools and April Truths VIII: Coronavirus Edition

Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2020
Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic

Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2020
Wuhan Coronavirus

Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2020
Car Inspections

Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2020
Star Trek Picard

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2020
Jerk of the Year: Nephtali Diaz

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2020
2020 Oscars Golden Academy Awards and the Dana Schwartz South Park Tweet

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2020
The Golden Global Awards and the British Royals

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2020
Tiny Lifeguard, Cookie Monster Lady, Handsome Men in the Locker Room

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2020
Worst Best Dinner Ever: My Nifty Fifty’s Saga

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2020
Millennials and Man Buns

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2020
Happy New Year, 2020

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2020
My New Dog, Raven

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2019
The Return of Facebook Beggar

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2019
Daughter for Sale

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2019
Mall Joker

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2019
Downton Abbey: The Movie

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2019
Our Healthcare System

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2019
The Most Popular Musicians

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2019
It’s Raining Men

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 11, 2019
Trick-or-Treaters, 2019

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2019
The Mark Zuckerberg Testimony

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2019
The Worst Beer Purchase

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2019
The Worst Song Ever

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2019
Bank Robbers (Including Me)

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2019
Dumb Parents, Irrelevant Pregnancy and MeUndies

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2019
Horny Hot Tub Guys

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 5: The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 4: The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 3: Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 2: Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2019
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2019
The Word “Stupid” and Birthday with the Nephews

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2019
The Sensory Deprivation Chamber

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2019
Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2019
Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2019
Welfare Shouting Match and FAAAAARKS!!!!!

Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 5 – Attack of the Black Flies

Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 4 – Sewage Water and No Hot Dogs

Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 3 – More Poop Encounters

Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 2 – Sherlock’s First Day at the Beach

Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2019
Walt Goes to OBX, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2019
The 10-Year Jerks of the Week Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2019
Bingo Night

Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2019
The One-Year Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2019
The Abomination That Was Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 5

Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2019
Return to the Poop Gym

Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2019
Saladworks Weirdos

Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2019
Taco Hell, 2019

Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2019
Wedding Ablaze

Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2019
The Worst Waitress of All Time

Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2019
AsianDating.com

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2019
April Fools and April Truths VII

Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2019
Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me

Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2019
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2019
Scott Sports

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2019
Flies in My Salad

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2019
Rat Feces in My Pizza

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2019
Someone Hit on Me at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2019
Adventures at the Chinese Buffet

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2019
A Million Little Things

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2019
2018 Christmas Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2018
Bonus Jerk of the Year: Facebook Beggar

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2018
Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2018
Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2018
Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again)

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 3, 2018
Slow and Sucky Subway

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 26, 2018
Battle of the Sexes

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 19, 2018
Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2018
Jerks at the Zombie Circus

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2018
Halloween

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2018
Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef?

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2018
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2018
YouTube Personalities

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2018
Friends from College

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2018
Aladdin on Broadway

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2018
The Beach Weekend Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 6

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 5

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 13, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 3

Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2018
Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2018
Jerks of the First Mall Trip as a Married Couple

Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 4

Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 3

Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2018
Jerks of My Wedding – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2018
Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 4, 2018
Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2018
The Unhappy Meals

Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2018
The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell

Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2018
Jerks of Chik-fil-A

Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2018
Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips

Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2018
Jerks of Boston Market

Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2018
A Very S***ty Day

Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2018
Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2018
The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday

Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2018
April Fools and April Truths VI

Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2018
Katy Perry

Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2018
Tipping Starbucks Cashiers

Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2018
Mega Jerks at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2018
Jerk of the Year: Nazi Hot Tub Man

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2018
Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2018
Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2018
Johnny Manziel’s Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 15, 2018
Crappy Italian Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 8, 2018
Pre-Christmas Jerks

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 1, 2018
The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 25, 2017
The Walnut Grove Township Meeting

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 18, 2017
Hallmark Movies

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 11, 2017
Verizon Guy

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 4, 2017
My Friend Drew, and the Craziest Facebook Conversation Ever

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 27, 2017
Angry, Old Men, and Sara the Starbucks Scumbag

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 20, 2017
More Jerks at the Card Show

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 13, 2017
Goodbye, AIM

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 6, 2017
I Have a Beautiful Figure Again

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 30, 2017
Haunted Attractions

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2017
Streaming Hipsters and CBS All-Access

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2017
The Gym Cesspool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2017
Hayley Geftman-Gold, Redskins Marching Band Play, Memes Chip Guy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2017
Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2017
On the Road to Margate

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 18, 2017
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2017
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2017
Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist

Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2017
Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane

Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2017
The Return to My LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2017
The British Invade LA Fitness!

Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2017
July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs

Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2017
Jerks at Sahara Sam’s

Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2017
Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks

Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2017
Jerks at the June Wedding

Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2017
The Eighth Day at Best Buy

Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2017
A Crappy Saturday

Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2017
Plagiarism Accusations

Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2017
The Best Buy Trilogy: 2017 Edition

Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2017
Trouble at Water Aerobics Class

Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2017
Jerks at the Card Show

Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2017
Wendy’s

Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2017
Jerk of the Year: Hackers

Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2017
Pepsi Commercial, McDonald’s Commercial, Twitter Blockers

Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2017
New Marriage, Angry Marriage

Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2017
April Fools and April Truths V

Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2017
Get Out and the Death of Macy’s

Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2017
Talking Buses and the Quarter Thief

Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2017
Baja Fresh and Food Douches

Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2017
Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2017
The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2017
Tales from the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2017
Skeletor’s Hot Takes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2017
Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2017
Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2017
Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2016
Christmas Shopping 2016

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2016
Relaxation Saturday

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2016
My Best Friend’s Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2016
Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 2: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2016
Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2016
Cobb Salads and Gym Desk Workers Who Hate Me

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2016
Halloween and the Election

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2016
Grub Burger Bar

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2016
Old Lady Hate, Old Lady Love

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2016
Timeless

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2016
The Vuse Odyssey

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2016
Seven Years

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2016
Tales of the Ailing Foot

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2016
Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2016
Dead Man in My Pool

Jerk of the Year – Sept. 5, 2016
Colin Kaepernick (plus video of me getting spanked by a hot nurse)

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2016
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2016
Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2016
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay

Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking

Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2016
Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2016
Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2016
Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2016
Twitter Social Justice Warriors

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2016
Getting Lost and Poisoned

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2016
Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2016
Water Aerobics

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2016
Bar Conversations

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2016
Tales of Five Errands

Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2016
Adventures at Acme

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2016
The Italian Cafe

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2016
Toxic Hell, Revisited

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2016
Starbucks Sucks

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2016
Jerks of Bizarro Rite-Aid

Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2016
April Fools and April Truths IV

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2016
Battle of the Gyms: Old Gym vs. LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2016
Random Pictures on My Phone

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2016
Meshack and Marco Manilla

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2016
Lucifer

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 29, 2016
An Afternoon at McDonald’s

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2016
Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2016
Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2016
Macaroni’s

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2016
McPick 2

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2016
Seeing Star Wars

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2016
Powerball

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2016
December Heat Wave

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2016
The Top Five Jerks of 2015

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2015
Christmas Shopping Without a Baby

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2015
Christmas Shopping with a Baby

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2015
Mad Mex

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2015
Famous Dave’s

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2015
Another Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2015
The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2015
Halloween 2015

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2015
Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2015
Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2015
The Shirtless A**hole Brigade

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2015
Weight Gain and VANDALISM

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2015
Jerks of the Gym Pool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2015
Papal Visit 2015

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2015
Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2015
Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed!

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2015
Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2015
Cookies, Chips and Bombs

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2015
Stupid People in My Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2015
Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2015
Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2015
The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference – 2015 Edition

Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2015
Tales from the Baby Pool

Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015
Uzbekistan

Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015
Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant

Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015
A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015
Roger Goodell and the NFL (Special Mid-Week Jerk!)

Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2015
Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster

Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2015
A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse – the Greatest Sports Day Ever

Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2015
Puppy-Training Classes

Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2015
Gym Jerks – with Pictures!

Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2015
It Follows

Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2015
Bottom Dollar Closes – Part II

Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2015
Bottom Dollar Closes – Part I

Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2015
April Fools and April Truths III

Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2015
The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man

Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2015
The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead

Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2015
Valentine’s Day Gifts

Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2015
Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 23, 2015
Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 16, 2015
Return to Kyoto – The Japanese Nightmare

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 9, 2015
Jerry Jackson

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 2, 2015
Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death – All at the Gym!

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 26, 2015
Going to the Flyers Game

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 19, 2015
Return to Parx Casino

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 12, 2015
Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 5, 2015
More Christmas Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 29, 2014
2014, Year in Review

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 22, 2014
Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 15, 2014
Idiots at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014
Septa Train Zombies

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014
Lifeguard Training Day

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 24, 2014
Too Many Cooks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 17, 2014
Halloween and Orange Juice

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 10, 2014
Dunkin Donuts

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 3, 2014
Kyoto and Japanese Food

Jerks of the Week – Oct, 27, 2014
Mario Lopez and Lily Adams

Jerks of the Week – Oct, 20, 2014
My Quest for a Lasagna Pan

Jerks of the Week – Oct, 13, 2014
Telling the Truth

Jerks of the Week – Oct, 6, 2014
Birthday Shopping at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 29, 2014
Dinners to Go

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 22, 2014
Philadelphia

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 15, 2014
All Waiters Hate Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 8, 2014
Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 1, 2014
Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 25, 2014
Why True Blood Sucks

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 18, 2014
Selfies and Spammers

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 11, 2014
Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 4, 2014
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014

Jerks of the Week – July 28, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 – Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor

Jerks of the Week – July 21, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 – Jerks of Disney World

Jerks of the Week – July 14, 2014
The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 7, 2014
Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic

Jerks of the Week – June 30, 2014
Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer

Jerks of the Week – June 23, 2014
Therapy Pool Abominations

Jerks of the Week – June 16, 2014
Sprint Framily Plan Commercials

Jerks of the Week – June 9, 2014
Jerks of the DMV

Jerks of the Week – June 2, 2014
Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies

Jerks of the Week – May 26, 2014
Night of the Six Stink Eyes

Jerks of the Week – May 19, 2014
Internet Idiots

Jerks of the Week – May 12, 2014
Hate Mail, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – May 5, 2014
Hate Mail, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – April 28, 2014
People Plotting My Death

Jerks of the Week – April 21, 2014
How I Met My Cell Phone

Jerks of the Week – April 14, 2014
Bad Omens Monday

Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2014
Clothes Shopping

Jerk of the Year – April 1, 2014
How I Met Your Mother Finale

Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2014
April Fools and April Truths II

Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2014
Downtown Business Meeting

Jerks of the Week – March 17, 2014
Jerks of the Old Gym

Jerks of the Week – March 10, 2014
Winter Olympics

Jerks of the Week – March 3, 2014
Valentine’s Day Commercials 2014

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2014
Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2014
Cooking with Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2014
Just Wright

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2014
People Who Steal From Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2014
Snowed In and Going Insane

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2014
Christmas Shopping 2013

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2013
The Twelve Jerks of Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2013
Toyotathon Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2013
My Elliptical – Struggles of a Fat Man

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2013
Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2013
AT&T It’s Not Complicated Commercials Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2013
Pizza Gluttony

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2013
The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!

Jerk of the Year – Nov. 11, 2013
Redskins Team Name Controversy

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2013
Jerk-or-Treaters

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2013
WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2013
Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2013
Cereal Trilogy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2013
Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2013
The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2013
The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2013
Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2013
Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 – The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head

Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 – The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl

Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 – First Beach Day and Two Nights Out

Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2013
The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 – Jerks at the Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2013
Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers

Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2013
Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress

Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2013
Attack of the White Trash Brigade

Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2013
Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows

Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2013
Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day

Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2013
The People We Saw at Kenny’s

Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2013
Jerks of the May 18 Wedding

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2013
Internet Idiots II

Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2013
Sunday Shopping

Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2013
Jerks of the Housewarming Party

Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2013
Hot Tub Adventures

Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2013
Saladworks Patrons

Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2013
Jerks of New Computer Day

Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2013
Jerks of Walnut Grove

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2013
April Fools and April Truths

Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2013
It’s Not Complicated AT&T Commercials

Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2013
My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room

Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2013
Blizzard of 2013

Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2013
Jerks of Tulane

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2013
Jerks of New Orleans

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2013
Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2013
Jerks of Bowling Night

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2013
Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2013
One Final Night at Tango

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2013
Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2013
Jerks of Christmas Week

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2013
Jerks of Christmas Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2012
Lexus December to Remember Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2012
Christmas Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2012
Jerks of Black Friday

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2012
Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding

Jerk of the Year – Dec. 3, 2012
Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons

Jerk of the Year – Nov. 26, 2012
Jerks of My Neighborhood

Jerk of the Year – Nov. 19, 2012
It’s Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2012
Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2012
Hurricane Sandy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2012
Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2012
Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2012
Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2012
Samsung Galaxy S III, Randon Phone Pictures

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2012
Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2012
Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2012
Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2012
Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2012
Jerks of the Drunken Weekend

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part IV

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part III

Jerk of the Year – Aug. 13, 2012
The Olympics

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2012
Jerks of the Vacation

Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2012
Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog

Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2012
Jerks of the Bar

Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2012
Drunkest Guy Ever

Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2012
Jerks of Toscana

Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2012
Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People

Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2012
Jerks at Prometheus

Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2012
The Eight Grievances of June 8

Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2012
The Four Fat Ladies

Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2012
Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties

Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2012
Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day

Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2012
The Adventures of My Beard

Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2012
Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)

Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2012
Jerks of Wawa

Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2012
Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening

Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2012
Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me

Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2012
Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool

Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part II

Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2012
Crappy Commercials Part I

Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2012
Jerks of St. Patrick’s Day

Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2012
Shoe Bench Man, Bear’s Lover, Tanning Tax Man

Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2012
The Wednesday from Hell

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2012
Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin’s Brother, Tango Stalker

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2012
Valentine’s Day Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2012
High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2012
Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2012
Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2012
Tango, Mia, Hollywood

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2012
Hot Tub Etiquette

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2012
Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2012
Jerks of Parx Casino

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2011
Christmas Jerks of the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2011
Jerks of the Bar (Maggio’s)

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2011
Lexus December to Remember Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2011
Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2011
Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2011
Jerks of the Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2011
Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2011
Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2011
Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer’s Mom

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2011
Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2011
The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2011
Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2011
Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2011
Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2011
Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2011
Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2011
Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2011
Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2011
Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2011
Birthday Jerks

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 8, 2011
Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 1, 2011
Jerks of the Pool

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 25, 2011
Jerks of the Boardwalk

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 18, 2011
Jerks of the Beach

Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2011
Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee

Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2011
Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2011
Jerks at Dennis’ Party, Jerks at Polina’s Party, Always Late Man

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2011
Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2011
Jamie’s Party

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2011
My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2011
Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2011
Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav’s Swim Buddies

Jerks of the Week Special – May 23, 2011
Russian Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2011
Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics

Jerk of the Year – May 9, 2011
Rashard Mendenhall

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2011
Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2011
Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2011
Ces’ Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2011
Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput

Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2011
Twitter Idiots

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2011
Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2011
Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2011
Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2011
White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2011
Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2011
Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, “Racist” Super Bowl Commercial

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2011
Valentine’s Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2011
Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2011
Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2011
George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2011
Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2011
Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2011
Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2010
Christmas Lexus Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2010
The Twelve Jerks of Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2010
No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2010
My 10-Year High School Reunion

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2010
QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2010
Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2010
Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2010
Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2010
Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2010
No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2010
Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2010
Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre’s Wrangler Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2010
The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010
Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010
Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2010
BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2010
Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2010
My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2010
The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2010
Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2010
Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010
Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags

Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2010
Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats

Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2010
NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris

Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2010
LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever

Jerk of the Year – July 5, 2010
Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)

Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2010
Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager

Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2010
The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh

Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2010
Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day

Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2010
New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath

Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary – May 31, 2010
Live Wedding Retro Blog

Jerks of the Week Special Edition – Lost Ending
How the ending of LOST made sense and why I liked it.

Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2010
Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man

Jerks of the Week Special Edition – Lost Finale
Lost recap, thoughts and oddities for the finale.

Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2010
West Chester’s Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks

Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010
Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black – Long Version)

Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2010
Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer

Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2010
Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf’s Two Kids

Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2010
People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype

Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2010
Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways

Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2010
TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers

Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2010
Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black

Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2010
Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black

Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2010
Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President…

Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2010
Women With No Personality, Women Who Don’t Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette

Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2010
Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2010
Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2010
Winter Olympics, Valentine’s Day, More Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2010
VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2010
Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2010
PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2010
Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2010
Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2010
Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2009
Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2009
Jerks at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2009
University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me

Jerk of the Holidays – Dec. 7, 2009
Tiger Woods

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2009
Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2009
Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2009
Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2009
Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2009
Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2009
Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2009
Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009
Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009
Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2009
People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2009
Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2009
Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2009
Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Waitresses at Bertucci’s

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2009
My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football League, Philadelphia

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2009
I’m Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester

Jerks of the Year – Aug. 17, 2009
The Philadelphia Eagles

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2009
Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor’s Evil Kids

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2009
ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2009
Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2009
Erin Andrews’ Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2009
Jacko’s Ghost, Women Who Don’t List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor’s Kid

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2009
Spammers, Old Pervert in Sauna, Steve McNair’s Killer(s)

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2009
Google Maps, GPS, Harper’s Island Characters

Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2009
Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty

Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2009
NBC’s Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster

Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2009
Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys

Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2009
Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein

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Jerks of the Week – Sept, 4, 2023: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 4: Smuggler of Straws

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2023: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 3: Stuart and the Buffet Kids

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2023: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 2: A Night of Disappointment

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2023: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 1: I Sat Next to a Pharaoh on a Plane

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2023: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2023: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2023: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2023: The Best Pickup Line to Use on Women

Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2023: Conrad’s First Trip to the Beach

Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2023: My Dad’s 70th Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2023: Conrad the Sleep Sack

Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2023: Memories at Meadowlane

Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2023: My Son’s First Diner Meal

Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2023: Conversations in the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2023: Mimes vs. Fascists

Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2023: The Car Accident

Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2023: Losers Who Have Blocked Me

Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2023: My Son’s First Easter Egg Hunt

Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2023: Altitude Trampoline Park

Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2023: Everything Is Worse

Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2023: Going to See the Super Mario Bros. Movie

Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2023: Supermarket Lines

Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2023: Things Wrong with My Son’s Favorite Movies

Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2023: No Cleavage, Just Masks

Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2023: A Fat Friend

Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2023: Dinner at Red Lobster

Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2023: The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2023: The Worst Teachers I’ve Ever Had, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2023: Dumb Cat Ladies on Twitter

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2023: Blaster Master

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2023: My British Enemies

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2023: Miss Exotic Invention

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2023: Angelo, the Snitch

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2023: The Pool Valet

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2023: Life in the British Empire

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2023: She’s 19

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2022: Going to See Santa

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2022: Playground Drama

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2022: WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Presents: FTSex

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2022: Booing Santa

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2022: My Lane Buddy

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2022: PECO

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2022: Joining the British Empire

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2022: The Nanny Hunt

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2022: The Neighborhood Update

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2022: Lonely Duck Man

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2022: My Reign as King

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2022: The Point of No Returns

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2022: A Very Crappy Day

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 6: People Who Wear Masks in Las Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 5: The Misplaced Burger Place

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 4: Bizarre People at the Pool

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 3: The Most Ignored Man in the World

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 2: The Ballad of the Heat-Resistant Bag

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2022: Walt Goes to Vegas 2022, Part 1: Corporal Plane Punishment

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2022: Hot Tub Adventures: The Ocean, the Tricycle and Girls

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2022: Assassins, Astrology and Cheese Dogs

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2022: 2022 Pandemic Preview: Monkeypox

Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2022: The Continued Death of Neshaminy Mall

Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2022: People Who Still Wear Masks

Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2022: Epic Gym Fails

Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2022: Mila’s Pizzeria

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2022: The Anniversary Day Off

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2022: Pictures of the Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2022: The Russian Brute and the Two-Year Absence Man

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2022: Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2022: My Reddit Thread

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2022: Jerk of the Year: Double Mask Lady

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2022: Lust and Anger at LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2022: Jerks of My Niece’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2022: Verizon Frustrations

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2022: Goodbye, Masks!

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2022: Twitter Trolling

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2022: The Golden Girls and the Russian Brute

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2022: April Fools and April Truths X: The Magical Ride

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2022: Mouse Fighting

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2022: Welcome to My Frustration

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2022: Old Bikini Lady and the Germany Consulate

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2022: The Hungry Basketball Player

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2022: Patricia’s Pursuers

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2022: Hospital for Childbirth, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2022: Hospital for Childbirth, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2022: Hospital for Childbirth, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2022: Lawn String Karen Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2022: WalterFootball Summer Solstice Classics Present: Circuit Breaker

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2022: Netflix Christmas Movies

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2022: Mr. Man Boobs and Mr. Peach

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2022: Daughter for Purchase

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2021: The IHOP Trip

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2021: Three Errands

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2021: Offensive YouTube Videos

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2021: The Halloween Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2021: Lady of the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2021: Microsoft Ignite Video

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2021: The $300 Long Con

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2021: The Failed Laser Tag Revenge

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2021: Shortages

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2021: Frank Sebastiano Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2021: The Starbucks Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2021: The Met Gala

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2021: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2021

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 7: Vegas Gripes and the Overbooked Flight

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6: The Post Malone Dybbuk Box

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 4: North Strip

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 3: More Vexen Laugh Guy and CVS’ Betrayal

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 2: Bad Omens

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2021: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2021: Couch Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2021: The Great Laser Tag Controversy

Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2021: The Return of the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2021: My 7-Year Old Nephew’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2021: King Harold and His July 4 Tyranny

Jerks of the Week – July 5, 2021: NextDoor Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2021: The Rescheduled Wedding

Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2021: Shower Self-Conversation Man and One-Piece Thong Girl

Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2021: Let’s Go to the Movies!

Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2021: Vaccine in Pool Lady, Temperature Fiend and Murphy’s Law Man

Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2021: Current Events II

Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2021: NextDoor

Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2021: Current Events

Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2021: Elon on SNL

Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2021: The Death of Neshaminy Mall

Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2021: The Jekyll and Hyde Gym Patrons

Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2021: Frank Sebastiano

Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2021: A Sad Easter For My Not-So-Secret Admirer

Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2021: April Fools and April Truths IX: College Edition

Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2021: The Double Jolly Rancher Experiment

Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2021: The Purple Building

Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2021: The Megan Muggle Interview

Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2021: Eric Holthaus: Bitcoin Feminist

Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2021: The Return of Giant Bean Stock Lady

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2021: Pale Swimmer Girl and Dog Doo Doo

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2021: The $300 Snitch

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2021: Water Up the Butt

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2021: Melvin Capital, Citadel and Other Hedge Funds

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2021: Dumb Bears

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2021: The Christmas Quarantine

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2021: The Return of No Space Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2021: Thanksgiving Farting

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2020: One Big Happy Family

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2020: The 20th Anniversary That Never Was

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2020: The Voting Sticker and the Lockdown Hypocrites

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2020: Joey and the Diaper-Trained Duck

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2020: Double Belly Button Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2020: The Most Cowardly Man on the Planet

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2020: Barbara and the Starving Child

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2020: Halloween 2020

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2020: InvestScorpio

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2020: FilipinoCupid.com

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2020: The Great Antifa War of Labor Day

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2020: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2020

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2020: Death Wishers

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2020: Mask Karens at Starbucks

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2020: Annoying Kids in My Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2020: Giant Bean Stock Lady

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2020: Voice Actors

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2020: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 5: The Positives of Pandemic Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2020: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 4: Masks, Burgers and Twigs

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2020: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 3: The Evil Mosquito Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2020: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 2: Meeting a Porn Star

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2020: Walt Goes to Vegas 2020, Part 1: Airport Amid a Pandemic

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2020: Happy Uncle’s Day

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2020: Jerks of the Gym While Not at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2020: Back to Restaurants

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2020: Lockdown Lunatics

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2020: YouTube Workout Videos

Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2020: CHAZ Losers

Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2020: Quarantine Stories III: My Dog’s Lover

Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2020: Quarantine Stories II

Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2020: Quarantine Stories

Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 7: Mr. Critique, the Galloping Horse and the Case of the Disappearing Kids

Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 6: Peruvian Problems and Taco Island

Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 5: Hot Women with Hair Problems

Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 4: The Best Burger Place in the World

Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2020: ESPN’s 2020 NFL Draft Coverage

Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 3: Strippers and Salsa

Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 2: The Adventures of Leonys Maroney III

Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2020: Welcome to Miami, Part 1: The Adventures of Maximillian Cucumber, the VIII

Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2020: April Fools and April Truths VIII: Coronavirus Edition

Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2020: Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic

Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2020: Wuhan Coronavirus

Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2020: Car Inspections

Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2020: Star Trek Picard

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2020: Nephtali Diaz

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2020: 2020 Oscars Golden Academy Awards and the Dana Schwartz South Park Tweet

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2020: The Golden Global Awards and the British Royals

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2020: Tiny Lifeguard, Cookie Monster Lady, Handsome Men in the Locker Room

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2020: Worst Best Dinner Ever: My Nifty Fifty’s Saga

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2020: Millennials and Man Buns

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2020: Happy New Year, 2020

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2020: My New Dog, Raven

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2019: The Return of Facebook Beggar

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2019: Daughter for Sale

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2019: Mall Joker

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2019: Downton Abbey: The Movie

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2019: Our Healthcare System

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2019: The Most Popular Musicians

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2019: It’s Raining Men

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 11, 2019: Trick-or-Treaters, 2019

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2019: The Mark Zuckerberg Testimony

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2019: The Worst Beer Purchase

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2019: The Worst Song Ever

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2019: Bank Robbers (Including Me)

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2019: Dumb Parents, Irrelevant Pregnancy and MeUndies

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2019: Horny Hot Tub Guys

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 5: The Many Random Jerks of Las Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 4: The Suicide Squad and the Blowup Doll

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 3: Mojito Bro’s Concubines and Casino Narc

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 2: Mojito Bro and the Cabana Crew

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2019: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2019, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2019: The Word “Stupid” and Birthday with the Nephews

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2019: The Sensory Deprivation Chamber

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2019: Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2019: Jerks of the Baltimore Wedding: Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2019: Welfare Shouting Match and FAAAAARKS!!!!!

Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 5 – Attack of the Black Flies

Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 4 – Sewage Water and No Hot Dogs

Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 3 – More Poop Encounters

Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 2 – Sherlock’s First Day at the Beach

Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2019: Walt Goes to OBX, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2019: The 10-Year Jerks of the Week Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2019: Bingo Night

Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2019: The One-Year Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2019: The Abomination That Was Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 5

Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2019: Return to the Poop Gym

Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2019: Saladworks Weirdos

Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2019: Taco Hell, 2019

Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2019: Wedding Ablaze

Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2019: The Worst Waitress of All Time

Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2019: AsianDating.com

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2019: April Fools and April Truths VII

Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2019: Hibachi Restaurant Hates Me

Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2019: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LIII, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2019: Scott Sports

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2019: Flies in My Salad

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2019: Rat Feces in My Pizza

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2019: Someone Hit on Me at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2019: Adventures at the Chinese Buffet

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2019: A Million Little Things

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2019: 2018 Christmas Commercials

Jerks of the Year – Dec. 31, 2018: The Facebook Beggar

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2018: Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2018: Cat Lady, Thanksgiving Woman and the Shower Hags

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2018: Thomas Middleditch Verizon Commercials (Again)

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 3, 2018: Slow and Sucky Subway

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 26, 2018: Battle of the Sexes

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 19, 2018: Stories of Bill Cosby, Gym Vacations and Cheesesteaks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2018: Jerks at the Zombie Circus

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2018: Halloween

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2018: Jerks of the Gym: Where’s the Peef?

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 4: My Near-Fight at Cowabunga Bay

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 3: A Serial Killer Bird and Twin Peaks, the Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 2: The Mandarin Oriental Pool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2018: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2018, Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2018: YouTube Personalities

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2018: Friends from College

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2018: Aladdin on Broadway

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2018: The Beach Weekend Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 6

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 5

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 13, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 3

Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2018: Jerks of the First Mall Trip as a Married Couple

Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 4

Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 3

Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 4, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2018: The Unhappy Meals

Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2018: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell

Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2018: Jerks of Chik-fil-A

Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2018: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips

Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2018: Jerks of Boston Market

Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2018: A Very S***ty Day

Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2018: Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party

Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2018: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday

Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2018: April Fools and April Truths VI

Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2018: Katy Perry

Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2018: Tipping Starbucks Cashiers

Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2018: Mega Jerks at the Gym

Jerks of the Year – March 5, 2018: Nazi Hot Tub Man

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2018: Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2018: Johnny Manziel’s Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 15, 2018: Crappy Italian Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 8, 2018: Pre-Christmas Jerks

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 1, 2018: The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 25, 2017: The Walnut Grove Township Meeting

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 18, 2017: Hallmark Movies

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 11, 2017: Verizon Guy

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 4, 2017: My Friend Drew, and the Craziest Facebook Conversation Ever

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 27, 2017: Angry, Old Men, and Sara the Starbucks Scumbag

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 20, 2017: More Jerks at the Card Show

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 13, 2017: Goodbye, AIM

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 6, 2017: I Have a Beautiful Figure Again

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 30, 2017: Haunted Attractions

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2017: Streaming Hipsters and CBS All-Access

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2017: The Gym Cesspool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2017: Hayley Geftman-Gold, Redskins Marching Band Play, Memes Chip Guy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2017: Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2017: On the Road to Margate

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 18, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2017: Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist

Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane

Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2017: The Return to My LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2017: The British Invade LA Fitness!

Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2017: July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs

Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2017: Jerks at Sahara Sam’s

Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2017: Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks

Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2017: Jerks at the June Wedding

Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2017: The Eighth Day at Best Buy

Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2017: A Crappy Saturday

Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2017: Plagiarism Accusations

Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2017: The Best Buy Trilogy: 2017 Edition

Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2017: Trouble at Water Aerobics Class

Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2017: Jerks at the Card Show

Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2017: Wendy’s

Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2017: Jerk of the Year: Hackers

Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2017: Pepsi Commercial, McDonald’s Commercial, Twitter Blockers

Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2017: New Marriage, Angry Marriage

Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2017: April Fools and April Truths V

Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2017: Get Out and the Death of Macy’s

Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2017: Talking Buses and the Quarter Thief

Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2017: Baja Fresh and Food Douches

Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2017: The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2017: Tales from the Hot Tub

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2017: Skeletor’s Hot Takes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2017: Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2016: Christmas Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2016: Relaxation Saturday

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2016: My Best Friend’s Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 2: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2016: Cobb Salads and Gym Desk Workers Who Hate Me

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2016: Halloween and the Election

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2016: Grub Burger Bar

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2016: Old Lady Hate, Old Lady Love

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2016: Timeless

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2016: The Vuse Odyssey

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2016: Seven Years

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2016: Tales of the Ailing Foot

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2016: Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2016: Dead Man in My Pool


Jerk of the Year – Sept. 5, 2016: Colin Kaepernick

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2016: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay

Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking

Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport


Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2016: Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2016: Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2016: Twitter Social Justice Warriors

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2016: Getting Lost and Poisoned

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2016: Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2016: Water Aerobics

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2016: Bar Conversations

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2016: Tales of Five Errands

Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2016: Adventures at Acme

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2016: The Italian Cafe

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2016: Toxic Hell, Revisited

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2016: Starbucks Sucks

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2016: Jerks of Bizarro Rite-Aid

Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2016: April Fools and April Truths IV

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2016: Battle of the Gyms: Old Gym vs. LA Fitness

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2016: Random Pictures on My Phone

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2016: Meshack and Marco Manilla

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2016: Lucifer

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 29, 2016: An Afternoon at McDonald’s

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2016: Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2016: Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2016: Macaroni’s

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2016: McPick 2

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2016: Seeing Star Wars

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2016: Powerball

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2016: December Heat Wave

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2016: The Top Five Jerks of 2015

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2015: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2015: Christmas Shopping with a Baby

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2015: Mad Mex

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2015: Famous Dave’s

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2015: Another Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2015: The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2015: Halloween 2015

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2015: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2015: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2015: The Shirtless A**hole Brigade

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2015: Weight Gain and VANDALISM

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2015: Jerks of the Gym Pool

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2015: Papal Visit 2015

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2015: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2015: Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed!

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2015: Cookies, Chips and Bombs

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2015: Stupid People in My Neighborhood

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2015: Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2

Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1

Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2015: The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference – 2015 Edition

Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2015: Tales from the Baby Pool

Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015: Uzbekistan

Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant

Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015: Roger Goodell

Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2015: Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster

Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2015: A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse – the Greatest Sports Day Ever

Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2015: Puppy-Training Classes

Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2015: Gym Jerks – with Pictures!

Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2015: It Follows

Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes – Part II

Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes – Part I

Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2015: April Fools and April Truths III

Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2015: The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man

Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2015: The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead

Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2015: Valentine’s Day Gifts

Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2015: Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 23, 2015: Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 16, 2015: Return to Kyoto – The Japanese Nightmare

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 9, 2015: Jerry Jackson

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 2, 2015: Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death – All at the Gym!

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 26, 2015: Going to the Flyers Game

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 19, 2015: Return to Parx Casino

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 12, 2015: Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 5, 2015: More Christmas Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 29, 2014: 2014, Year in Review

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 22, 2014: Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 15, 2014: Idiots at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014: Septa Train Zombies

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014: Lifeguard Training Day

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 24, 2014: Too Many Cooks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 17, 2014: Halloween and Orange Juice

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 10, 2014: Dunkin Donuts

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 3, 2014: Kyoto and Japanese Food

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 27, 2014: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 20, 2014: My Quest for a Lasagna Pan

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 13, 2014: Telling the Truth

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 6, 2014: Birthday Shopping at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 29, 2014: Dinners to Go

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 22, 2014: Philadelphia

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 15, 2014: All Waiters Hate Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 8, 2014: Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 1, 2014: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 25, 2014: Why True Blood Sucks

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 18, 2014: Selfies and Spammers

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 11, 2014: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 4, 2014: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014

Jerks of the Week – July 28, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 – Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor

Jerks of the Week – July 21, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 – Jerks of Disney World

Jerks of the Week – July 14, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 7, 2014: Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic

Jerks of the Week – June 30, 2014: Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer

Jerks of the Week – June 23, 2014: Therapy Pool Abominations

Jerks of the Week – June 16, 2014: Sprint Framily Commercials

Jerks of the Week – June 9, 2014: Jerks of the DMV

Jerks of the Week – June 2, 2014: Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies

Jerks of the Week – May 26, 2014: Night of the Six Stink Eyes

Jerks of the Week – May 19, 2014: Internet Idiots III

Jerks of the Week – May 12, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 2

Jerks of the Week – May 5, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 1

Jerks of the Week – April 28, 2014: People Plotting My Death

Jerks of the Week – April 21, 2014: How I Met My Cell Phone

Jerks of the Week – April 14, 2014: Bad Omens Monday

Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2014: Clothes Shopping

Jerk of the Year – April 1, 2014: How I Met Your Mother Finale

Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2014: April Fools and April Truths II

Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2014: Downtown Business Meeting

Jerks of the Week – March 17, 2014: Jerks of the Old Gym

Jerks of the Week – March 10, 2014: Winter Olympics

Jerks of the Week – March 3, 2014: Valentine’s Day Commercials 2014

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2014: Cooking with Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2014: Just Wright

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2014: People Who Steal From Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2014: Snowed In and Going Insane

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2014: Christmas Shopping 2013

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2013: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2013: Toyotathon Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2013: My Elliptical – Struggles of a Fat Man

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2013: Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2013: AT&T It’s Not Complicated Commercials Part 2

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2013: Pizza Gluttony

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2013: The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!

Jerk of the Year – Nov. 11, 2013: Redskins Team Name Controversy

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2013: Jerk-of-Treaters

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2013: WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2013: Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2013: Cereal Trilogy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2013: Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2013: The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2013: Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 – The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head

Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 – The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl

Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 – First Beach Day and Two Nights Out

Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 – Jerks at the Airport

Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2013: Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers

Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2013: Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress

Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2013: Attack of the White Trash Brigade

Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2013: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows

Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2013: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day

Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2013: The People We Saw at Kenny’s

Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2013: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding

Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2013: Internet Idiots II

Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2013: Sunday Shopping

Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2013: Jerks of the Housewarming Party

Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2013: Hot Tub Adventures

Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2013: Jerks of Saladworks

Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2013: Jerks of New Computer Day

Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2013: Jerks of Walnut Grove

Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2013: April Fools and April Truths

Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2013: It’s Not Complicated AT&T Commercials

Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2013: My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room

Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013

Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood

Jerk of the Year – Nov. 19, 2012: It’s Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III

Jerk of the Year – Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation

Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog

Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar

Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever

Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana

Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People

Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus

Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8

Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies

Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties

Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day

Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard

Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)

Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa

Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening

Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me

Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool

Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II

Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I

Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick’s Day

Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear’s Lover, Tanning Tax Man

Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin’s Brother, Tango Stalker

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine’s Day Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio’s)

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer’s Mom

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk

Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach

Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee

Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast

Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis’ Party, Jerks at Polina’s Party, Always Late Man

Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade

Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2011: Jamie’s Party

Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man

Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil

Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav’s Swim Buddies

Jerks of the Week Special – May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy

Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics

Jerk of the Year – May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall

Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden

Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update

Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2011: Ces’ Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man

Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput

Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots

Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl

Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers

Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker

Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, “Racist” Super Bowl Commercial

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine’s Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre’s Wrangler Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags

Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats

Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris

Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever

Jerk of the Year – July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)

Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager

Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh

Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day

Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath

Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary – May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog

Jerks of the Week – Special Edition: Lost Ending – How It Made Sense

Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man

Jerks of the Week – Special Edition: Lost Finale

Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2010: West Chester’s Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks

Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black – Long Version)

Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer

Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf’s Two Kids

Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype

Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways

Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers

Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black

Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black

Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President…

Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don’t Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette

Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine’s Day, More Jewelry Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers

Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall

Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me

Jerk of the Holidays – Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party

Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden

Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons

Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci’s Waitresses

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2009: I’m Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester

Jerks of the Year – Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor’s Evil Kids

Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau

Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar

Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews’ Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors

Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2009: Jacko’s Ghost, Women Who Don’t List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor’s Kid

Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair’s Killer(s)


Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper’s Island Characters


Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty


Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2009: NBC’s Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster


Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys


Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein

NFL Picks – Sept. 11

Fantasy Football Rankings – Sept. 7

2024 NFL Mock Draft – July 25

NFL Power Rankings – June 2