Jerks of the Week: Nov. 6, 2023
Jerk of the Week: Neighborhood Run Amok
I wrote about one of my first interactions with a female neighbor of mine long ago in Jerks of the Week. I mentioned that there’s a milf five houses down from me. One day, when I was passing by her to walk to the mailbox, she stopped me because she thought I was her husband.
“Oh, sorry,” she apologized. “You look like my husband because he only wears t-shirts and basketball shorts.”
I almost wanted to say, “Doesn’t that apply to all men?” but I realized that this wasn’t the case. There are men out there who think they are too fancy to wear the t-shirt and basketball shorts combo. Yet, what they seem to have missed is that we’ve been the fancy ones all along. They are just hoity-toity douches.
I don’t think I’ve given much of an update about this woman since. I may have mentioned her once or twice, but she divorced her husband at some point. So, she either thought she was too good for guys who wear t-shirt and basketball shorts, or her husband turned into one of those pretentious jerks. As someone who was mistaken for her husband on one occasion, I’d love to know what happened to their marriage.
If I were to guess, I imagine that the husband cheated on the milf. After all, no sane woman breaks up with a man who only wears t-shirts and basketball shorts.
I haven’t had many interactions with this milf in recent years. She has remarked about how quickly my son has grown when I walk around with him outside, but that’s it. That changed when she summoned me one day as I got out of my car upon arriving home. She was standing with an older woman, but motioned me over to her.
“Hey, Walt, you’re my guy,” she said. “I need to ask you something.”
Wait, what? I’m her guy? When did this happen? How did I become her guy? And am I the reason that she got a divorce? Was she craving my gym shorts the entire time, making her ex-husband incredibly jealous? And if so, why did he not murder me in my sleep?
Utterly confused, I asked the milf what she wanted to know. She then asked if I’d support her at the next township meeting.
Womp, womp. I guess I wasn’t the reason for the divorce after all.
“Support for what?” I asked.
“Haven’t you noticed how bad it’s gotten in this neighborhood?” she asked.
I nodded. I had indeed noticed the decline of my community. It was once a peaceful place where my greatest gripe was a couple of Indian kids ripping me off when they sold me cookie dough instead of the cookies I thought I was purchasing. I wrote a Jerks of the Week entry about this more than a decade ago, and I still haven’t forgotten that terrible incident. I have been plotting the demise of these kids, who are now adults. You do not cross a fat man with falsified cookie sales and get away with it.
My community has worsened lately, but I wanted to know what the milf was talking about so I could confirm that we were on the same page. She listed her concerns:
Bugs on the Driveway: I noticed recently that my wife’s car was smothered with various insects. I thought it might have been the result of some food item my son left in her car, but the milf had the same problem.
“The township president said that we shouldn’t spray bugs anymore because it hurts the environment, so they stopped doing that.”
I was not surprised. I don’t know who the township president is, but I think it’s the guy I got into a shouting match with because my dog took three steps on his lawn without even going to the bathroom on it. He chided me for not curbing my dog, and I told him to f**k off because I didn’t care about his stupid grass. My wife said that in the only township meeting she attended, he brought a laptop, carefully took notes, and recommended odd changes like the banishment of dogs. I’m willing to bet he was elected and was now implementing his dumb policies in an attempt to promote or prevent dumb things like climate change. Sure, let’s prevent the temperature from changing 0.001 degrees at the cost of being covered with huge insects. That’s great!
Basketball on the Driveway: Bugs aren’t the only thing covering the milf’s driveway.
“I set up a basketball hoop for my kids,” she said. “But other kids come and play basketball on it all the time. They don’t ask permission, and they don’t even involve my kids. They just come and play on the hoop!”
I can understand using a hoop if it’s on the street, even if it’s adjacent to the house, but I always thought that playing on someone else’s driveway without their permission was a dick move. But then again, I had good parenting growing up. These a**holes obviously did not.
Speaking of…
Neglected Toddler: “You know that Asian family that lives right there?” the milf asked. “They have two kids. One of them always watches the younger one, which was cute, but he stopped doing that recently.”
I knew exactly who she was talking about. The eldest kid in the family was about 12, and he would always walk around with his brother, who was about 18-24 months old. It was nice how he took care of him, but I had to ask what she meant.
“He’s stopped looking after him for the most part,” she said. “I found the toddler on my steps with no supervision the other day. He was just there. He could have walked into the street and gotten hit by a car. I then saw him alone again on someone else’s lawn the other day.”
The 12-year-old boy apparently made other friends and began hanging out with them as opposed to watching his brother. I never saw the toddler by himself, but if he’s being left by himself, that’s absolutely ridiculous. Forget even being hit by a car; what if a creepy Joe Biden type grabs him and throws him into his van? No one would ever know until it’s too late.
Stray Cats: We don’t just have stray toddlers. We have stray cats. The milf told me that she sees them everywhere, and that she hears that meowing in the middle of the night.
I personally don’t have such a problem because I’m always working at night and I use a sound machine when I sleep from 6:30 a.m. until 11:30 a.m. But I have noticed lots of stray cats walking around. I like to imagine that they belonged to the lawn douche, and they were why he wanted to abolish dog ownership.
I don’t know where these stray cats have come from, but they are annoying outside of meowing at night. When I’m out with my son, he loves chasing after them, and I constantly have to hold him back as he cries, “Cat! Cat! Cat!” because he wants to touch them and play with them. For all I know, they could have rabies, so I don’t want my son anywhere near them, but as a 21-month-old, he doesn’t know any better.
Gypsies: This one was out of left field.
“Have you noticed how many gypsies there are here now?” she asked. “They all make so much noise.”
It’s true. Gypsies have flooded the neighborhood, and all they do is kick soccer balls in the middle of the street. It’s so annoying. It’s impossible to drive in the neighborhood because soccer balls are being kicked all over the place.
The bugs, the rude basketball players, the neglected toddler, and the stray cats are all bad, but nothing, and I mean nothing is worse than a caravan of gypsies playing numerous games of soccer at the same time in the neighborhood. If only there was a spray for these people.
Then again, knowing our “leadership,” we wouldn’t do this because of climate change or lawn preservation, or whatever.
This is why I’m making an announcement, and here it is: I’m considering running for the president of the township. I probably won’t follow through with it because I am way too busy and have more important things to do, but the announcement should be good enough on its own. Someone needs to do something about the atrocities in the neighborhood, and as someone referred to as “my guy” by a milf, that someone could be me, but probably not.
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Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 2
Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2018: Jerks of My Honeymoon – Part 1
Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2018: Jerks of the First Mall Trip as a Married Couple
Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 4
Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 3
Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 2
Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2018: Jerks of My Wedding – Part 1
Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 2
Jerks of the Week – June 4, 2018: Jerks of My Bachelor Party – Part 1
Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2018: The Unhappy Meals
Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2018: The Countdown, the Pervert and the Woman from Hell
Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2018: Jerks of Chik-fil-A
Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2018: Ballad of the Three Wawa Trips
Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2018: Jerks of Boston Market
Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2018: A Very S***ty Day
Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2018: Jerks of the Niece’s Birthday Party
Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2018: The Nearly Forgotten Jerks of My Mom’s Birthday
Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2018: April Fools and April Truths VI
Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2018: Katy Perry
Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2018: Tipping Starbucks Cashiers
Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2018: Mega Jerks at the Gym
Jerks of the Year – March 5, 2018: Nazi Hot Tub Man
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 4
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 3
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2018: Walt Goes to Super Bowl LII, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2018: Smart Barista, Dumb Comcast Worker and Best Friends
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2018: Johnny Manziel’s Cousin and the Lifesaver Mint Conspiracy
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 15, 2018: Crappy Italian Restaurant
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 8, 2018: Pre-Christmas Jerks
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 1, 2018: The 12 Things I Hate About Christmas
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 25, 2017: The Walnut Grove Township Meeting
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 18, 2017: Hallmark Movies
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 11, 2017: Verizon Guy
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 4, 2017: My Friend Drew, and the Craziest Facebook Conversation Ever
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 27, 2017: Angry, Old Men, and Sara the Starbucks Scumbag
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 20, 2017: More Jerks at the Card Show
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 13, 2017: Goodbye, AIM
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 6, 2017: I Have a Beautiful Figure Again
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 30, 2017: Haunted Attractions
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 23, 2017: Streaming Hipsters and CBS All-Access
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 16, 2017: The Gym Cesspool
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 9, 2017: Hayley Geftman-Gold, Redskins Marching Band Play, Memes Chip Guy
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 2, 2017: Shirtless Hooligans at the Mall
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 25, 2017: On the Road to Margate
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 18, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 11, 2017: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland, 2017. Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 4, 2017: Pathetic Jokester, Conspiracy Theorist and Hot Tub A**hole
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 28, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 5: Not Hurricane Harvey, But Apparently Close
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 21, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 4: Expensive and Mysterious Food
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 14, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 3: Stupid Kids and Murderers in Vegas
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 7, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 2: Razor Bombs and the High-Five Heist
Jerks of the Week – July 31, 2017: Walt Goes to Vegas, 2017, Part 1: Spawns of Satan on the Airplane
Jerks of the Week – July 24, 2017: The Return to My LA Fitness
Jerks of the Week – July 17, 2017: The British Invade LA Fitness!
Jerks of the Week – July 10, 2017: July 4, Bureaucrats and Narcs
Jerks of the Week – July 3, 2017: Jerks at Sahara Sam’s
Jerks of the Week – June 26, 2017: Unicorns, Cheapskates and Stalkers at Starbucks
Jerks of the Week – June 19, 2017: Jerks at the June Wedding
Jerks of the Week – June 12, 2017: The Eighth Day at Best Buy
Jerks of the Week – June 5, 2017: A Crappy Saturday
Jerks of the Week – May 29, 2017: Plagiarism Accusations
Jerks of the Week – May 22, 2017: The Best Buy Trilogy: 2017 Edition
Jerks of the Week – May 15, 2017: Trouble at Water Aerobics Class
Jerks of the Week – May 8, 2017: Jerks at the Card Show
Jerks of the Week – May 1, 2017: Wendy’s
Jerks of the Week – April 24, 2017: Jerk of the Year: Hackers
Jerks of the Week – April 17, 2017: Pepsi Commercial, McDonald’s Commercial, Twitter Blockers
Jerks of the Week – April 10, 2017: New Marriage, Angry Marriage
Jerks of the Week – April 3, 2017: April Fools and April Truths V
Jerks of the Week – March 27, 2017: Get Out and the Death of Macy’s
Jerks of the Week – March 20, 2017: Talking Buses and the Quarter Thief
Jerks of the Week – March 13, 2017: Baja Fresh and Food Douches
Jerks of the Week – March 6, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 4
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 3
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2017: Walt Goes to the Super Bowl, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2017: The Warning, the Weasel and the Weirdo on a Whacky Wednesday
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2017: Tales from the Hot Tub
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2017: Skeletor’s Hot Takes
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2017: Walter Goes to Harrisburg, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2017: Self-Entitled Douche Bag Kids
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2016: Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2016: Relaxation Saturday
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2016: My Best Friend’s Wedding
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 2: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2016: Brain-Dead Saturday, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2016: Cobb Salads and Gym Desk Workers Who Hate Me
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2016: Halloween and the Election
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2016: Grub Burger Bar
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2016: Old Lady Hate, Old Lady Love
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2016: Timeless
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2016: The Vuse Odyssey
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2016: Seven Years
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2016: Tales of the Ailing Foot
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2016: Twelve Girls, Five Boys, $55 Million, and the Future
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2016: Dead Man in My Pool
Jerk of the Year – Sept. 5, 2016: Colin Kaepernick
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2016: Jerks of Ocean City, Maryland. Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2016: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2016
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 8, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 4: Prostitutes and Macaroni and Cheese
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 1, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 3: Cowabunga Bay
Jerks of the Week – July 25, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 2: The Blue Man Group and the Spanking
Jerks of the Week – July 18, 2016: Walt Goes to Vegas 2016, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2016: Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls
Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2016: Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche
Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2016: Twitter Social Justice Warriors
Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2016: Getting Lost and Poisoned
Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2016: Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men
Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2016: Water Aerobics
Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2016: Bar Conversations
Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2016: Tales of Five Errands
Jerks of the Week – May 9, 2016: Adventures at Acme
Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2016: The Italian Cafe
Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2016: Toxic Hell, Revisited
Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2016: Starbucks Sucks
Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2016: Jerks of Bizarro Rite-Aid
Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2016: April Fools and April Truths IV
Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2016: Battle of the Gyms: Old Gym vs. LA Fitness
Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2016: Random Pictures on My Phone
Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2016: Meshack and Marco Manilla
Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2016: Lucifer
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 29, 2016: An Afternoon at McDonald’s
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2016: Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2016: Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2016: Macaroni’s
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2016: McPick 2
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2016: Seeing Star Wars
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2016: Powerball
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2016: December Heat Wave
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2016: The Top Five Jerks of 2015
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2015: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2015: Christmas Shopping with a Baby
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2015: Mad Mex
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 7, 2015: Famous Dave’s
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2015: Another Wedding
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2015: The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2015: Halloween 2015
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2015: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2015: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2015: The Shirtless A**hole Brigade
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2015: Weight Gain and VANDALISM
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2015: Jerks of the Gym Pool
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2015: Papal Visit 2015
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2015: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2015: Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed!
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 17, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2015: Cookies, Chips and Bombs
Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2015: Stupid People in My Neighborhood
Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2015: Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag
Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2
Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1
Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2015: The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference – 2015 Edition
Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2015: Tales from the Baby Pool
Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2015: Uzbekistan
Jerks of the Week – June 1, 2015: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant
Jerks of the Week – May 25, 2015: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch
Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2015: Roger Goodell
Jerks of the Week – May 18, 2015: Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster
Jerks of the Week – May 11, 2015: A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse – the Greatest Sports Day Ever
Jerks of the Week – May 4, 2015: Puppy-Training Classes
Jerks of the Week – April 27, 2015: Gym Jerks – with Pictures!
Jerks of the Week – April 20, 2015: It Follows
Jerks of the Week – April 13, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes – Part II
Jerks of the Week – April 6, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes – Part I
Jerks of the Week – March 30, 2015: April Fools and April Truths III
Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2015: The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man
Jerks of the Week – March 16, 2015: The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead
Jerks of the Week – March 9, 2015: Valentine’s Day Gifts
Jerks of the Week – March 2, 2015: Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 23, 2015: Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 16, 2015: Return to Kyoto – The Japanese Nightmare
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 9, 2015: Jerry Jackson
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 2, 2015: Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death – All at the Gym!
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 26, 2015: Going to the Flyers Game
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 19, 2015: Return to Parx Casino
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 12, 2015: Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 5, 2015: More Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 29, 2014: 2014, Year in Review
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 22, 2014: Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 15, 2014: Idiots at the Gym
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014: Septa Train Zombies
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014: Lifeguard Training Day
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 24, 2014: Too Many Cooks
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 17, 2014: Halloween and Orange Juice
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 10, 2014: Dunkin Donuts
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 3, 2014: Kyoto and Japanese Food
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 27, 2014: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 20, 2014: My Quest for a Lasagna Pan
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 13, 2014: Telling the Truth
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 6, 2014: Birthday Shopping at the Mall
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 29, 2014: Dinners to Go
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 22, 2014: Philadelphia
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 15, 2014: All Waiters Hate Me
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 8, 2014: Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 1, 2014: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 25, 2014: Why True Blood Sucks
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 18, 2014: Selfies and Spammers
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 11, 2014: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 4, 2014: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014
Jerks of the Week – July 28, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 – Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor
Jerks of the Week – July 21, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 – Jerks of Disney World
Jerks of the Week – July 14, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 – Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week – July 7, 2014: Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic
Jerks of the Week – June 30, 2014: Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer
Jerks of the Week – June 23, 2014: Therapy Pool Abominations
Jerks of the Week – June 16, 2014: Sprint Framily Commercials
Jerks of the Week – June 9, 2014: Jerks of the DMV
Jerks of the Week – June 2, 2014: Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies
Jerks of the Week – May 26, 2014: Night of the Six Stink Eyes
Jerks of the Week – May 19, 2014: Internet Idiots III
Jerks of the Week – May 12, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 2
Jerks of the Week – May 5, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 1
Jerks of the Week – April 28, 2014: People Plotting My Death
Jerks of the Week – April 21, 2014: How I Met My Cell Phone
Jerks of the Week – April 14, 2014: Bad Omens Monday
Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2014: Clothes Shopping
Jerk of the Year – April 1, 2014: How I Met Your Mother Finale
Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2014: April Fools and April Truths II
Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2014: Downtown Business Meeting
Jerks of the Week – March 17, 2014: Jerks of the Old Gym
Jerks of the Week – March 10, 2014: Winter Olympics
Jerks of the Week – March 3, 2014: Valentine’s Day Commercials 2014
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2014: Cooking with Me
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 27, 2014: Just Wright
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 20, 2014: People Who Steal From Me
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 13, 2014: Snowed In and Going Insane
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 6, 2014: Christmas Shopping 2013
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 30, 2013: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 23, 2013: Toyotathon Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 16, 2013: My Elliptical – Struggles of a Fat Man
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 9, 2013: Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 2, 2013: AT&T It’s Not Complicated Commercials Part 2
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 25, 2013: Pizza Gluttony
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 18, 2013: The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!
Jerk of the Year – Nov. 11, 2013: Redskins Team Name Controversy
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 4, 2013: Jerk-of-Treaters
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 28, 2013: WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 21, 2013: Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 14, 2013: Cereal Trilogy
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 7, 2013: Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 30, 2013: The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 23, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 16, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 9, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 2, 2013: Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 26, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 19, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 12, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 5, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 – The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head
Jerks of the Week – July 29, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 – The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl
Jerks of the Week – July 22, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 – First Beach Day and Two Nights Out
Jerks of the Week – July 15, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 – Jerks at the Airport
Jerks of the Week – July 8, 2013: Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers
Jerks of the Week – July 1, 2013: Jerks of Election Day – Damsel in Distress
Jerks of the Week – June 24, 2013: Attack of the White Trash Brigade
Jerks of the Week – June 17, 2013: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows
Jerks of the Week – June 10, 2013: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day
Jerks of the Week – June 3, 2013: The People We Saw at Kenny’s
Jerks of the Week – May 27, 2013: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding
Jerks of the Week – May 20, 2013: Internet Idiots II
Jerks of the Week – May 13, 2013: Sunday Shopping
Jerks of the Week – May 6, 2013: Jerks of the Housewarming Party
Jerks of the Week – April 29, 2013: Hot Tub Adventures
Jerks of the Week – April 22, 2013: Jerks of Saladworks
Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2013: Jerks of New Computer Day
Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2013: Jerks of Walnut Grove
Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2013: April Fools and April Truths
Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2013: It’s Not Complicated AT&T Commercials
Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2013: My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room
Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013
Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
Jerk of the Year – Nov. 19, 2012: It’s Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
Jerk of the Year – Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
Jerks of the Week – July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog
Jerks of the Week – July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
Jerks of the Week – July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
Jerks of the Week – July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
Jerks of the Week – June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
Jerks of the Week – June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
Jerks of the Week – June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day
Jerks of the Week – May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
Jerks of the Week – May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
Jerks of the Week – April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
Jerks of the Week – April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
Jerks of the Week – April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
Jerks of the Week – April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
Jerks of the Week – April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
Jerks of the Week – March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
Jerks of the Week – March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick’s Day
Jerks of the Week – March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear’s Lover, Tanning Tax Man
Jerks of the Week – March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin’s Brother, Tango Stalker
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine’s Day Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio’s)
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer’s Mom
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
Jerks of the Jersey Shore – Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
Jerks of the Jersey Shore – July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
Jerks of the Week – July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
Jerks of the Week – July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
Jerks of the Week – June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis’ Party, Jerks at Polina’s Party, Always Late Man
Jerks of the Week – June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
Jerks of the Week – June 13, 2011: Jamie’s Party
Jerks of the Week – June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
Jerks of the Week – May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
Jerks of the Week – May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav’s Swim Buddies
Jerks of the Week Special – May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
Jerks of the Week – May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
Jerk of the Year – May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
Jerks of the Week – May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
Jerks of the Week – April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
Jerks of the Week – April 18, 2011: Ces’ Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
Jerks of the Week – April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
Jerks of the Week – April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots
Jerks of the Week – March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
Jerks of the Week – March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
Jerks of the Week – March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
Jerks of the Week – March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, “Racist” Super Bowl Commercial
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine’s Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre’s Wrangler Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That Man
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
Jerks of the Week – July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
Jerks of the Week – July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
Jerks of the Week – July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
Jerk of the Year – July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
Jerks of the Week – June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
Jerks of the Week – June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
Jerks of the Week – June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
Jerks of the Week – June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary – May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
Jerks of the Week – Special Edition: Lost Ending – How It Made Sense
Jerks of the Week – May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
Jerks of the Week – Special Edition: Lost Finale
Jerks of the Week – May 17, 2010: West Chester’s Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
Jerks of the Week – May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black – Long Version)
Jerks of the Week – May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
Jerks of the Week – April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf’s Two Kids
Jerks of the Week – April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
Jerks of the Week – April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
Jerks of the Week – April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
Jerks of the Week – March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
Jerks of the Week – March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
Jerks of the Week – March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President…
Jerks of the Week – March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don’t Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
Jerks of the Week – March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine’s Day, More Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
Jerks of the Week – Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
Jerks of the Week – Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
Jerks of the Week – Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
Jerk of the Holidays – Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
Jerks of the Week – Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
Jerks of the Week – Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
Jerks of the Week – Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci’s Waitresses
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 24, 2009: I’m Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
Jerks of the Year – Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor’s Evil Kids
Jerks of the Week – Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
Jerks of the Week – July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
Jerks of the Week – July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews’ Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
Jerks of the Week – July 13, 2009: Jacko’s Ghost, Women Who Don’t List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor’s Kid
Jerks of the Week – July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair’s Killer(s)
Jerks of the Week – June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper’s Island Characters
Jerks of the Week – June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
Jerks of the Week – June 15, 2009: NBC’s Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
Jerks of the Week – June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
Jerks of the Week – May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein
NFL Picks – Nov. 5
2024 NFL Mock Draft – Nov. 1
Fantasy Football Rankings – Sept. 7
NFL Power Rankings – June 2